One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
by asdfdf September 4, 2006
the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
by jakewuzhere November 10, 2018
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.
by Left In Walmart September 14, 2018
A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020