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jaffa: a servent to the goa'uld on the sci-fi series, stargate sg-1 and in the movies, stargate the ark of truth and stargate continuum. they have a symbol on their heads representing their gods, and they have infant goa'ulds in their stomachs with an opening, when the infant goa'uld grows up, it will go into a human host, and the jaffa will need a new symbiote or die. but the sgc found a cure call tretonin in the episode "cure" that was maid out off symbiotes and gave people short lives. with help from the tok'ra the scg developed a better tretonin that rid the jaffa of symbiotes.
that guy over there is a jaffa
by alyjohn April 21, 2009
 
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slang for N.Ireland protestant
fuck ye, ye jaffa bastard!
by em. July 06, 2005
 
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In Northern Ireland the populus is divided into protestants and catholics. Used by catholics especially in the north west region of Northern Ireland to define a person of a protestant background.

Comes from the brand name 'Jaffa' which was a company that supplied oranges in Ireland.
Hence; King William of Orange from holland was a protestant who's army defeated king James's of england who was catholic at the 'Battle of the Boyne', Ireland 1690.

The national color of Holland is orange and traditional marches that commerate the historic battle are called orange parades, the marchers wear an orange sash in memory of their historic Dutch king.
"You fucking jaffa bastard, fuck off".
by happygravedigger July 31, 2009
 
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Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:

The Double JaffaWhen two people Jaffa the same victim

The Uber JaffaWhen 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins

The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058

The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
by Chief Jaffmeister April 27, 2007
 
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A descriptive word to define Simon J Cartwright
Simon, hes a complete jaffa - no spunk in his trunk
by xx-xxxx April 17, 2014
 
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This term is used in describing persons from Auckland the main city in New Zealand,

It basicly means Just Another Faggot Fucking Aucklander,

the use of this trend is popular outside of Auckland and is commanly used when describing an aucklander.

Fuck look at that jaffa...buying a coffee,

typical jaffa

drinks like a jaffa to

fucking jaffas
by James the Jaffa October 22, 2008
 
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Noun. Effete person rendered infertile through excessive alcohol consumption, prosaic conversion or inability to get laid at summer festivals.
Why you such a muggy little jaffa clown?
by hazzawazza September 22, 2013