The hottest man on planet earth, most commonly associated with the name Jacob. If you ever encounter a Jafeeb, your first instinct will most likely be to have sex with said person

Person 1: Holy shit! It's a jafeeb!
Person 2: Ain't naw way I'm gonna have sex with them
Person 3: I am going to eat a slice of swiss cheese

jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022

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jafeeb

The hottest person on planet earth, most likely associated with the name Jacob. Upon seeing somebody as hot as a jafeeb, most people evaporate. Anybody who doesn't usually ends up having sex with a jafeeb and making 134 mini jafeebs.

Person 1: Holy shit it's a jafeeb!
Jafeeb: Jafeeb
Person 2: Oh my god! (Evaporates)
Person 3: I am going to make out with Jafeeb and have 134 children.

jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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