9 definitions by MrRogersSweater
by MrRogersSweater January 1, 2016
When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
I was helping my wife Lenore with the dishes, but when she started talking about how to properly clean spoons, I literally disknow what the fuck she’s talking about.
by MrRogersSweater November 23, 2019
When your pet reminds you of a rat or rat like creature. Mainly relates to dog owners or anything rat resembling.
by MrRogersSweater March 14, 2019
by MrRogersSweater December 4, 2021
Another name or “slang term” for a deer, typically female. Was first used by two stoners at a state park in Nebraska who forgot the correct word in Spanish.
As Yamis was driving his Jetta home from work, three la rachas ran across the street in front of him.
by MrRogersSweater March 11, 2019
When I walked in the office Monday morning, Sundance Immediately commented, “Damn Treyvoññ, you got some fresh Fallon Hair.”
by MrRogersSweater December 20, 2019