A guy who has major issues. He cries when he doesn't get his way. He throws tantrums and Kool aid when you make him mad. He thinks he's such a catch when he's actually one you should throw back. He is a leach and thief and the biggest liar you've ever met. He makes bad choices and is obsessed with sex. He thinks he's so good at shooting pool but he is actually just a major lame.
If you run into a Jacoblopez definitely beat him up or go the other direction... Fast.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.