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jack boot day 

'Tis a day dedicated to booting people up the jacksie i.e kicking them up the arse. Popular with school children. Also you should note that it can be any day the kicker chooses and they can kick you in the shin if they so wish.
Kid: *runs up and kicks you in the shin*
Kid: Jack boot day. HA HA!
Kid *runs off*
You: WTF?? *hobble home*
jack boot day by Tenna May 13, 2005
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Boot Jack 

It's where you stick your dick in a boot and jack off then wait until the unsuspecting character sticks their foot in the pile of semen.
I went to the boot store and did a Boot Jack in all the boots.
Boot Jack by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

Boot Jack 

A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.
Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?

That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
Boot Jack by JonnyTsunami2 May 1, 2023

jack sparrow`s boot 

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
jack sparrow`s boot by Clothears January 11, 2014

jack booted thug 

Jack booted is a derogatory term used to describe an overly oppressive and authoritarian individual or group, often denotes violent tendencies. Thugs, thus described, are those in the service of an oppressive authoritarian, usually employing violence to achieve his/her/their master's goals.
Jack booted thugs stormed in, broke my furniture, kicked my dog, and took my still.
jack booted thug by GJohnW September 1, 2008

jack booth 

A private or semi-private area usually located within an adult bookstore/videostore where one can go and privately watch x-rated videos and pleasure oneself. Jack booths are generally associated with raincoaters.
1. "Dude, my balls are about to explode. I'm going to hit the jack booth on the way back from lunch and unload."
jack booth by Teninchkock Tuboneau December 8, 2007

jack booted thug 

individuals or groups who are bullies, frequently using violence or the threat thereof to take what they want.
the cops are jack booted thugs