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jack boot day 

'Tis a day dedicated to booting people up the jacksie i.e kicking them up the arse. Popular with school children. Also you should note that it can be any day the kicker chooses and they can kick you in the shin if they so wish.
Kid: *runs up and kicks you in the shin*
Kid: Jack boot day. HA HA!
Kid *runs off*
You: WTF?? *hobble home*
jack boot day by Tenna May 13, 2005
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Boot Jack 

It's where you stick your dick in a boot and jack off then wait until the unsuspecting character sticks their foot in the pile of semen.
I went to the boot store and did a Boot Jack in all the boots.
Boot Jack by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

Boot Jack 

A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.
Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?

That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
Boot Jack by JonnyTsunami2 May 1, 2023

jack sparrow`s boot 

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
jack sparrow`s boot by Clothears January 11, 2014

jack booted thug 

Jack booted is a derogatory term used to describe an overly oppressive and authoritarian individual or group, often denotes violent tendencies. Thugs, thus described, are those in the service of an oppressive authoritarian, usually employing violence to achieve his/her/their master's goals.
Jack booted thugs stormed in, broke my furniture, kicked my dog, and took my still.
jack booted thug by GJohnW September 1, 2008

jack booth 

A private or semi-private area usually located within an adult bookstore/videostore where one can go and privately watch x-rated videos and pleasure oneself. Jack booths are generally associated with raincoaters.
1. "Dude, my balls are about to explode. I'm going to hit the jack booth on the way back from lunch and unload."
jack booth by Teninchkock Tuboneau December 8, 2007

jack booted thug 

individuals or groups who are bullies, frequently using violence or the threat thereof to take what they want.
the cops are jack booted thugs
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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