Black Guy: I understand that, but on the phone you called me a fucking nigger.
Racist Lady: But I really need a place to stay, my grandma just died.
Black Guy: I understand that, but it's above me now. There's the Best Western next door.
Racist Lady: But I really need a place to stay, my grandma just died.
Black Guy: I understand that, but it's above me now. There's the Best Western next door.
by RebootedRaccoon June 3, 2019
Black man with style&grace: But you called me a ‘fuckin nigger’
Racist white woman: Sir, I’ve had a horrible day. My grandma just died can we please just stay here?
Black man with style&grace: I understand that but...It’s Above Me. The Best Western is next door :)
Racist white woman: Sir, I’ve had a horrible day. My grandma just died can we please just stay here?
Black man with style&grace: I understand that but...It’s Above Me. The Best Western is next door :)
by vitamindee. June 3, 2019
When you rude to customer service on the phone and expect to be treated specially
Customer; “Please give me a room. My whole family’s here”
Employee: “It’s above me now”
Customer; “Please give me a room. My whole family’s here”
Employee: “It’s above me now”
by Definition lizard June 3, 2019
by Canadastani June 4, 2019
from the viral video posted with a woman calling a man a racial slur, it means that it's not my problem, I don't care, or i'm over it.
by BIGBOOTYCHERRY August 2, 2019
A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
by Memes n’ stuff June 2, 2020