irrationallyexcusive

Someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.

I assign a new user to a system, then when they can't access the system, I see that the password I issued has a double S instead of one S. Being irrationallyexcusive, I blame the keyboard for adding the additional S to the password.

irrationallyexcusive by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

IMatically incompetent 

Lacking in instant messaging skills

Sarah, who accidentally types in the wrong window when instant messaging multiple people, is IMatically incompetent.

IMatically incompetent by Sonia O December 28, 2006

irratical

absurd and very unreasonable; irrational; horses

Brian was being very irratical when he bought TF2 on steam, and not on the orange box

irratical by Mr. Jakobitz January 23, 2011

Iranically

Describes a situation that is strange, funny, or coincidental because the opposite has occurred due to starting a conflict in Iran

We were worried about the price of eggs, but iranically that's no longer a concern

Iranically by Galapagapop March 28, 2026