Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.
Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
by fastbacks November 19, 2019
The act of getting erect, sticking your penis in someone's asshole, waiting to get soft, urinating, and having the reciprocating party squirt the piss out.
by Cum powered vehicle December 22, 2019
An emerald that *is* power. Whoever is resilient enough to conceal 100% of it... well.. they might as well be God himself.
The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
"I do not think you understand, this Iranian Emerald is anything and everything, this is not an emerald.. it is God."
by solnava October 28, 2022
Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.
Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020
Actually does not mean anything at all, but when you say it everyone around who doesnt know will either ask what it is or even better pretend they actually do know what twisted sex term it means
Dude in response to the pajowa i gave you last night, you responded with a massive Iranian Poundcake
by RUMC August 15, 2006
She put on my Iranian goggles.
by T Diddy October 9, 2003
The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.
Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.
by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007