5 definitions by Dixon Syder

Thalidomide Grinch

That sneaky bastard who uses someone else's handicap placard to steal an easy parking spot.

" Dammit Roy, what's so hard about walking 20 extra yards? Why d'ya have to be such a fucking Thalidomide Grinch?"

by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007

Bucky

That stupid looking dork that your ex-girlfriend is now dating and swears is the greatest guy in the world.

" What the hell, Jimbo? You musta been a real prick to her, check out that fucking Bucky she's with now!"

by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007

Duke McFister

An anal fistfuck that ends with a nasty shit stain flecked with blood across the knuckles.

"The next time that fucking whore eats my Dinty Moore she's getting a Duke Mcfister!!!"

by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007

Iranian Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.

Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.

by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007