iPlop

To use your iPhone / iPod whilst on the toilet or (in unfortunate circumstances) to drop said iPhone / iPod in the toilet.

Guy 1: "The line is very echoey - where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm in the toilet, it was a long one and I got bored. Thought i'd iPlop you"

or

{Depressed voice} "I was using the bathroom and my iPhone slipped out of my pocket. I couldn't grab it and had to watch it iPlop into the toilet!"

Similar to ipoop only more expensive!

iPlop by Stuey H(UK) June 25, 2009

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iPlopophobia

(n.) 1. The overwhelming fear that you will drop your iPhone into the toilet after taking a huge shit.

I can't even take my phone with me to the bathroom because of my severe iplopophobia.

iPlopophobia by I_am_lono February 27, 2015

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ilopty • iPlop • iPlopophobia

ilopty

A fear of being blinded while experiencing a nightmare, especially the sensation of losing vision in a dream and being unable to wake up.

After last night’s dream, where everything slowly went dark and I couldn’t open my eyes, I realized I might have ilopty.

ilopty by killduty May 20, 2025

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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