Iphoneitis

A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.

Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.

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iPhoneism

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.

ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.

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The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.

Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

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this refers to people that do not shut off the auto response that reads "Sent from my iPhone" every time they send an email through their phone.

an iphoneisdabombaholic is someone that writes an email that looks like this....

Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!

~Sent from my iPhone

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After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

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Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

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A male iPhonista. A very savvy iPhone user.

Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!

iPhonister by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

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