iPhone user
iPhone user by Woah, Black Jesus! January 4, 2020
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IPHONE USER
The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
IPHONE USER by Dr!p k!ng April 21, 2024
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iPhonesex
Using Apple's iPhone 4 video chat capabilities to engage in erotic interplay with a person of the opposite sex, essentially "phone sex" - but now with a relatively high definition visual aid. Using the "Face Time video calling" feature for sexual purposes, a mobile "Skype" - so to speak. Seeing that ass in motion as opposed to the traditional "phone sex" phenomena.
"Bro, sexting is obsolete... half of America has the all new iPhone 4. Vanessa is up in New York for the summer, she teased me with a couple pics yesterday, but i just had that ______ in motion..."
"Nice, you had iPhonesex!"
"Yea bro, it was hot... she's gained a lil since we've last met, but don't tell her I said that."
"Damn, I gotta get my hands on the iPhone 4."
iPhonesex is great when you're on-the-go
"Nice, you had iPhonesex!"
"Yea bro, it was hot... she's gained a lil since we've last met, but don't tell her I said that."
"Damn, I gotta get my hands on the iPhone 4."
iPhonesex is great when you're on-the-go
iPhonesex by E. BreeZyyyy & B-Mac July 8, 2010
iphonesexual
Proof that generation is garbage
Super sexually attracted to iphones
Most likely to watch Rule 34 and Porn
Super sexually attracted to iphones
Most likely to watch Rule 34 and Porn
Person 1: Using a iPhone
Person 2 (IphoneSexual) : also using a iPhone but constantly licking and kissing iphone.
Person 1: what tf are u doing
Person 2 : umm I am iphoneSexual.
Person 1: we're not friends anymore
Person 2 (IphoneSexual) : also using a iPhone but constantly licking and kissing iphone.
Person 1: what tf are u doing
Person 2 : umm I am iphoneSexual.
Person 1: we're not friends anymore
iphonesexual by Emailguy123456 May 13, 2022
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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