Meeting with the investors 

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

Meeting with the investors by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

Reddittail-investors 

Group of investors that are linked through social media such as Reddit, who invest capital in trolling matter to hurt the rich people’s investments.

Reddittail-investors bought GameStop stock in large amounts which short squeezed the stock price into record high to hurt hedge funds investors.

Reddittail-investors by Kodokanbjjman92 January 31, 2021

domain investors

Most domain investors are fucking idiots. They rely on registering a popular (and not so popular) words and dream to resell the name later to some enterprise for millions dollars, inspired by success of previous investors. They forget that a language offers unlimited number of possible letter and word combinations which is impossible to register.

The really valuable domain names consist of one word, perfectly describe the content of website, very memorable and can be used commercially. Examples: Sex.com Pizza.com Rent.com They ARE worth millions. All valuable domains were registered until 2000 (except for upcoming social events, brand names, movies, books etc).

Anything like 6d8.com,wcqz.com, 126d.com or even sparky.info is NOT really valuable. Even if abbreviation of a company name consists of wcqz they will find a way to register it by expanding one word moving to another domain extension etc, and will get better search rank in Google for "wcqz".

Lots of domain investors only loose their money over time paying the registration fees.

There're about 17k+ of LLL.com and over 450k+ of LLLL.com and all registered. Some dumbasses pay $500+ for domain name like that and think it will go up in value. Well, that happens if they find someone more stupid.

domain investors by Antispark April 15, 2008

Investurbate 

When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.

I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.

Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.

Investurbate by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Sad App Inventor 

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

Sad App Inventor by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

Your ancestors incestors 

the incest family tree

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018

ur ancestors incestors 

Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how

Ty: ur mum gay
Zach: ur ancestors incestors
Ty: *Life is now over*

ur ancestors incestors by BUSH’S Baked BEANS March 27, 2018