Inturdnet 

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.

Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.

Inturdnet by dswiggles December 18, 2010

Inturdupted 

When relaxing midst log someone walks in on you. This may merely cause a groove halfway or may pull the boat back in. A real shock may have an effect like a cigar cutter.

Everytime I try to post a stump my bitch inturdupts me. I swear I think she likes the smell! She says she has to do her makeup or hair and I end up inturdupted!

Inturdupted by projectmatter July 14, 2009

InuTard 

Another name for a rapid fan of the show InuYasha mainly consists of VERY rapid fangirls and fanboys most rapid Inuyasha fangirls are known for "OMGFZZZZ INUYASHA IS MINE BAC OFF OR I'LL MAK HIM KILL U WIT HIS DEMONZ POWERZ" or "KIKEO IS A BITCH CUZ KAGS IZ LYKE BEETTERRR DEN KIKEHO LOLZ" and other such illiterate postings the rapid fanboys are however almost the same only putting "INUYASHA PWNZ U COCKSUCBITHTRAMPHODUMFUGLY LOSERZ" or downloading Inuyasha Hentai just so they can jerk the gerkin' to Kagome *gags*

InuTards just don't understand how overrated repetitive and unoriginal the show is, they should take a look at better anime.

To all the mature fans of the show, thank you for keeping your fandom to yourself and not becoming an InuTard

InuTard Female:
"OMFG I LUV {Insert male Inuyasha character} HE IS MINE SO BACK OFF BITCH OR I WILL MAKE HIM COME AND KILL U ALL"

"LOLZ I HATE KIKEO SHE IS LIKE SUCH A DUM BITCH AN I ONLY SAW HER IN 3 EPIES SHE IS SOOO EVIL DIE CLAY POT GURRR"

InuTard Fanboy convo:

Person: So what did you do all weekend?
InuTard: I downloaded some of that sweet Inuyasha Hentai ;) Kagome is so hot i love her big titties I wish i was Inuyasha he's so lucky
Person: o_o *tries to back away* You do realize she's not real right?
InuTard: FUCK YOU SHE IS REAL AND DAMN FINE I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK HER IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT
Person: *has already left*

InuTard by Dark Raven July 30, 2008

Inturder

Someone that breaks into your house to do a poo.

Usually performed by a desperate friend, or someone lacking the common sense and social etiquette to find a public restroom.

Man, I came home and my front door wasn't locked like I left it. Nothing was stolen but there was this big shite floating in my toilet. I hate it when inturders don't flush. I don't think they wiped either. Dirty, dirty inturder!

Inturder by Migaloo September 16, 2010

Inturd 

Instead of "intruding" in someone's space, one "inturds" in someone's space by making an ass of himself/herself in the process.

Having not agreeing to his wife asking for a divorce, he inturded into his wife's papers and personal affects.

Or (thanks to my colleague):

There once was a man named McBride,
Who fell in an outhouse and died,,
And he had a brother
Who fell in another,
And now they're inturd side-by-side

Inturd by dvanrijn March 16, 2010

Inturdnet 

a sad and scary place full of wankors that should get out more

You need to find a repair shop for your blow up dolly?? Try the inturdnet...

Inturdnet by Beeeeeeeeeatch November 25, 2003

inturdpret 

1. when someone tries to interpret something as deep, but really its not at all.

Jim: How could she inturdpret that leaf falling down as a sign from God? What a fucking idiot.

inturdpret by cuban luis April 7, 2008