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4 definitions by projectmatter

 
1.
A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?
The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.
by projectmatter May 08, 2009
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2.
When relaxing midst log someone walks in on you. This may merely cause a groove halfway or may pull the boat back in. A real shock may have an effect like a cigar cutter.
Everytime I try to post a stump my bitch inturdupts me. I swear I think she likes the smell! She says she has to do her makeup or hair and I end up inturdupted!
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
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3.
To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!
I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
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4.
Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.
All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.

After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
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