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Invocating 

When the whole crowd falls silent and joins in the act of praying before a sporting event they are invocating. Usually occurs just before the singing of the national anthem.

Was coined by two dumbasses during an invocation at Callaway Raceway in Fulton, MO. in 2009.
Dude shut up, they're invocating.
Invocating by HurricaneAndrew August 17, 2009
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Intoxting 

Texting while intoxicated. Everything you won't say when you are sober. Drunk texting sexting texting explicit drunk
Addison: I know he was intoxting me at 3 AM when he said... "Madelyn, I am sewin love with you" and "Can I take you out for dinner and a pizza some time"
Intoxting by Marcellus_Wallace September 25, 2017

Vintonating 

Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.
"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"
Vintonating by phystdefos123 June 6, 2022

Intonation 

Having all the notes in tune on your instrument/voice
Dude, that kid sucks at guitar. Listen to his intonation!
Intonation by rubber314chicken November 2, 2008

infobating

Obsessively reading news feeds and blog updates just for the sake of knowing the latest information, most of which is generally useless.
I have to take a break from the internet for a while, at this point I'm just infobating.
infobating by nowvoodoo January 2, 2012

Intonation 

The sing-song noises that you make when you talk. They can add some or all of the meaning to what you're saying, such as when you're being sarcastic.
I thought that jerk was being serious when he called me a stupid idiot until I realized from his intonation that he was being sarcastic.
Intonation by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022

intooting 

Matt was intooting and there's no air left for me to breathe.
intooting by intooter June 7, 2011