infobating

Obsessively reading news feeds and blog updates just for the sake of knowing the latest information, most of which is generally useless.

I have to take a break from the internet for a while, at this point I'm just infobating.

infobating by nowvoodoo January 2, 2012

Invocating 

When the whole crowd falls silent and joins in the act of praying before a sporting event they are invocating. Usually occurs just before the singing of the national anthem.

Was coined by two dumbasses during an invocation at Callaway Raceway in Fulton, MO. in 2009.

Dude shut up, they're invocating.

Invocating by HurricaneAndrew August 17, 2009

Inflating your cock 

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.

Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"

Inflating your cock by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018

Informating 

Otherwise known as Info-mating, the activity of so-called Sapiosexuals.

Oh, look at those two sapiosexuals informating over there - They should definitely get a room!

Thank you for informating me - I would have never guessed - What a splendid observation!

Informating by fairypsychotic December 8, 2018

incubating 

Incubating can either mean sitting in one place for a long time, sitting on top of an item or chilling out.

"Hey! What's up?"
"Nothing much, just incubating on the couch"

Or

"I can't find my car keys! Oh wait, I was incubating them"

incubating by Sweet Lou and HBG January 12, 2004

Fan Incubating 

The act of tieing or celetaping your mobile device to your ceiling fan in order to hatch your Pokémon Go eggs!

I was lazy today and didn't feel like walking, so I celetaped my phone to my ceiling fan and started Fan Incubating my egg until I got a Ponyta.

Fan Incubating by The Only One Lwft July 30, 2016

incubating 

Defecating. Short for incubating (sitting on) the porcelain goddess, a parody of praying to the porcelain goddess

I was incubating your mom's face last night.

incubating by Jmtas September 14, 2006