A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
by Catnymph July 21, 2010
by Poor Mans Orange November 30, 2010
A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"
I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
by nycesq August 14, 2009
by babates February 24, 2006
When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.
by Dr. Centaur April 6, 2015
An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.
Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.
Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008