Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

intestagrab 

To pull out your organs, implant them in your head, and gobble up your eyes.

I will intestagrab myself right now.

intestagrab by sickasadickmick May 13, 2003

intestate 

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

intestate by harry flashman July 21, 2003

Intesticles 

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

Intesticles by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

Intesticide 

Intesticide is the gaseous chemical appetite-suppressant vapor that one stores in their alimentary tract and quietly applies to a room full of unsuspecting people while cropdusting.

A combination of the words pesticide and intestines

Synonymous with the noun form of the verb fart

Dude, I just cropdusted some Monsanto level intesticide in the boss's office while he was on a business call, there was no escape for him, he had to just tough it out. He *probably* has cancer now, but his office is termite free for the moment, they won't be hungry for a while, I guarantee that.

Boss's face:
📞(ಥ_ಥ) 🔫

Intesticide by human_wrench August 11, 2016

Intesticle 

When your balls are inside out

I cant nut why because i have intesticles

Intesticle by Gog765 November 21, 2018

incestacide 

to put an end to incest

i condem you to an incestacide concentration camp

incestacide by parkay football May 31, 2009