An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.
He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!
by Glorioso July 06, 2004
A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's
I died b4 I finished downloading the internet. haha
by Jie Chou September 22, 2003
The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.
"All hail! Internet!"
by Meka August 31, 2003
a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.
by 60kaerfsmis August 27, 2003
A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.
Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.
The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.
by Voz March 12, 2012

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