internet

It's a series of tubes.

An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.

by Shaggyy March 28, 2007

internet

Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.

(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.

by Dubiks March 17, 2019

internet

Internet. Where do i start? Internet is this thing you're using right now. and you use it to watch freakin' memes and shit.
also watching some other things.

Person: wow i cant believe theres internet! ill use it for the first time
*Person sees porn*
Person: NEVERMIND BYE

by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 13, 2018

internet

what kinda stupid question is this what the hell do you think your on, god your an idiot.

I'm going to go on the internet to book a vacation.

by fourth horsemen September 27, 2005

internet

invented bye al gore

al gore.,. give it up.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

internet

The place on your computer that lets you go on MySpace.

You probably can't go on MySpace using your microwave oven... it's on the internet.

by MySpace Bob December 29, 2007