| 8. | Urbandale Police | ||
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Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call. You lied to get the warrant. You're such a Urbandale Police and I use the word lightly.
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| 9. | War of 1812 | ||
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A war fought mainly because of a trade conflict between the U.S. and Britain (The U.S. was supplying Napoleonic France in which Britain and several other European powers were fighting at the time). This war started in 1812 when U.S. president James Madison declared war upon Great Britain. The U.S. declared war first because of the increased amount of American shipping being intercepted by the British Navy, America's desire to expand into Canada and the increased vocations of the War Hawks, an American organization thats sole objective was to exact revenge on Great Britain after the American Revolution. The first fighting occured when an American force was launched over the Niagara River, although the force was large and had good leadership it mainly consisted of militia from New York who simply refused to cross into a foreign land to fight(the militia did have the right to do this because the main purpose of a militia is to defend home soil). This force then blindly marched deeper into Upper Canada where they were attacked by Butler's Rangers and forced to retreat. Knowing their mistake the Americans drafted militia into the armed services. Next the Americans moved against Montreal, the gateway between Upper Canada and the Atlantic Ocean, but the winter of 1812 came very quickly and the Americans lost a third of their force before even getting to Montreal. When they did arrive an amazing blizzard had created zero visibilty and both sides started firing into the wind, the M... more...
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| 10. | bismarcked | ||
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A term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness. In a successful attempt to infuriate the French to the point of declaring war in 1870, the Prussian chancellor Otto van Bismarck intercepted Kaiser Wilhelm's letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the French identity.
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| 11. | fish | ||
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a term used widely in cocaine dealings. Another word for cocaine on the streets. example of a cell phone call intercepted over a police scanner.
1. Yo, whats going on. 2. not much same ol' ya know. 1. yeah i hear ya. 2. so how is the fish looking tonight? 1. real good, i just picked it up this morning, its nice and fresh. 2. alright i will take an 8 (commonly known amongst drug users as an eight ball) 1. alright peace! instead of saying coke, blow, snow, face, etc. Fish is widely spreading to be the knew slang to conceal the actual meaning cocaine. |
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| 12. | Stalingrad | ||
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1. Arguably the largest, bloodiest, and most desperate battle of World War II. Occured in 1942-1943 when A Nazi German Army Group South, initially 500,000 men strong, had pushed south of Moscow into the Caucasus, fighting their way to the city of Stalingrad (former Tsaritsyn and modern-day Volgograd), where they were intercepted by the re-organized Soviet armies, about 1,000,000 men (and women) strong.
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Both sides failed to claim a decisive victory; the German forces occupied 90% of the city at their peak, but never managed to completely eliminate resistance, while the Soviet armies kept sending reinforcements. Both sides indiscriminately air-bombed and howitzer-shelled the city; in fact, despite the freezing temperature of -30 centigrade, air within the city was hot from the constant gunpowder explosions. Eventually, the fighting degenerated into a bloody meatgrinding house-to-house warfare, dubbed by the Germans as rat-war. The Soviet reserves eventually broke through the outer defences, and encircled the city, trapping the Germans in a pocket. The German commander, von Paulus, repeately argued before Hitler that a breakthrough retreat was vital to the German survival, but the madman Hitler prohibited retreat, which eventually caused the entire German army group to collapse. At over a million casualties from each side, the battle of Stalingrad was perhaps the bloodiest battle of the war. It was especially devastating to the Germans, however, as they lost their be... |
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| 13. | square one | ||
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Refers to commentators' grids used for football (soccer) matches broadcasted on radio in the 1920's/1930's, where if a team was to start another attack from the defence, it would go back to "square one". "Pass intercepted by the full back, so back to square one".
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| 14. | spidey sling | ||
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when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.
"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW"
"hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling" |
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