to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

interested 

when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it

All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.

Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.

interested by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

Intercepting 

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

Intercepting by pujneet November 2, 2010

girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer

gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021

Canadian Interception 

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.

Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

Canadian Interception by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012

intertested

to try and test exactly how much someone is interested in you, or vice versa.

jake came over when i was sick with that nasty flu bug, and still made out with me. he was intertested and passed, big time.

intertested by pam19 February 3, 2005

Brandy Interested 

When you click interested in an event, but there is no way you are going.

John clicked that he is interested in going to the event but I am pretty sure he is just Brandy interested

Brandy Interested by Ohio guy 71 September 2, 2018