An Inconvienent Deuce 

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.

Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.

An Inconvienent Deuce by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012

Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

Incontinentia Buttox by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

a censored, inconvenient truth 

A skidmark on the drawers of society

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

a censored, inconvenient truth by wolfbait51 October 30, 2011

an inconvenient poop 

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.

Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer

an inconvenient poop by James McKinley May 24, 2008

inconvenient erection 

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place

Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.

inconvenient erection by GPA January 7, 2007

a censored, inconvenient truth 

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.

My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

a censored, inconvenient truth by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

incontinent

1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."

incontinent by MKC323 February 12, 2008