juan inch long 

When you have a small weiner.

That dude was juan inch long.

juan inch long by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

9 inch long 

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.

Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick

9 inch long by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017

30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

30 inch long shlong by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

juan inch long 

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

juan inch long by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

15 inch long flying stick bugs 

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

15 inch long flying stick bugs by Hym Iam August 3, 2025