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spillage in the village 

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.
"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
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Skillage In The Village

Skillage, but in a village.
Steve: (does some amazing football skills, while in a village)

Me: That was Skillage In The Village!!!!

The only indie in the village 

A phrase used to describe a pretentious youth, who genuinely believes that nobody can appreciate indie music as much as he/she can and will throw an eppy if told otherwise. Inspired by the popular Little Britain sketch, where the gay character Dafydd insists that he is "the only gay in the village."
"He just told me to stop pretending that I liked The Beatles and started screaming. He's like the only indie in the village"

or

A: "Awww, I love The Beatles"
B: "No you don't! Nowhere near as much as me! I'm #1"

Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.
'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."

Spillage In The Village 

To spill ones semen in extraordinary quanitities accidentally within a small rural community.
"Goddamn, that spillage in the village almost wiped out the whole society of waverton!'

the only gay in the village 

Normally a millionaire, spotted regularly in Tenerife wearing very loud shirts, spending time and money on his bitches. Buying flowers for Irish girls is his speciality, also been known to travel while intoxicated.
I am the only gay in the village.

Sickage in the Village

Using this term will collarate as an expression for something beeing really rad, cool and or awesome e.g...

To say something looked cool or to even say an experience was good in the past, this can be used in all tenses.
Woah! this is sickage in the village