in a ditch

Someone left for dead.

When you giving me head slow it down, cause you just might bite. And if you do that, bitch, my dick will be swollen, but your ass will be in a ditch!

in a ditch by Kid Money June 18, 2007

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

Go die in a ditch 

Related to go die in a hole except more hostile. Both are mainly used in the south,when someone is pissed off or used as a comeback.

The reason for it being more hostile is because someone in undertext is telling you,to get hit by a hurricane or tornado.

Since hiding in a ditch is what your told to do when facing said things.

Duh.

1."Yo,bro your girlfriend's a mega whore!"
"...Go die in a ditch.."
2."RGGH idiots,you should all go die in a ditch"

Go die in a ditch by FlippyHippy July 10, 2010

dead in a ditch 

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.

If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.

dead in a ditch by wichita February 9, 2008

tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

tits up in a ditch by Twathenge April 27, 2006

TITS-UP IN A DITCH 

A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope

Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.

TITS-UP IN A DITCH by TuttPutt August 2, 2008

die in a ditch

What you should do

Go die in a ditch Michael

die in a ditch by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021