A 3-d victual instant messaging program when you can make an avatar and dress it anyway you like, get back grounds, etc. you have to pay for everything with credits that you usually have to purchase with real money.

usualy filled with people who think they are better than you just because they dont have "Guest" before their name or cuz they call everyone and everything a noob. The people who call everything and everyone a noob usually have a bunch of friends on imvu because they dont have any in real life and dont have a life so they spend every min of it online on imvu, they also tend to believe it is reality. they also tend to try and gang up on other ppl and act like internet tough-guys when in reality they are picked on at school.
XxCutiebabe45xX: Hey you guys, did you hear sexycandychick99 got pregnant?
XxHotgirlxX: omg? really who did that to her?
XxCutiebabe45xX: it was Hotboy67..they were together last night and had really hot cyber sex..he also had an affair with sexychik34..now they are all fighting
XxHotgirlxX: omg no way!
*other 7 people in room are talking about the subject*
*someone joins*

everbody in room: haha it's a noob, look at the noob hhahaha..the noob still has a "Guest" name.noob is so retarded
*keeps talking about "pregnant" chick*
Guest_Normalperson (a.k.a the noob): WTF is wrong with you people? I'm not gonna take any shit from shut ins who dont have a life out of imvu..you know this isnt reality right?"

*everyone else in room bitches about Guest_Normalperson and finally kicks him/her out*

*everyone keeps talking about "pregnant scandal"*
by Ilikecats99 December 26, 2009
The increasingly irritating advert to the right.
I developed a tick under my left eye thanks to that IMVU advert.
by Pingoir June 13, 2007
A instant messaging site that lets you virtually interact with friends and so on. Its kind of like myspace. only without the badly taken pictures, boring teenagers, stalkers, etc. You can buy virtual clothes and other various items such as scenes, pets, hair, shoes, furniture, etc. It even allows you to buy your friends gifts. Awww. how generous of you, you worthless computer addicted bastard. HAHAHA. Go back down to that creepy dark hellhole of a basement where you came from.
-My avatar looks like hot shit. Could you buy me some clothes?
-Of course I can. Let me just reach into my virtual pocket, pull out my virtual wallet, and hand you this virtual money.
-Awwwwwww. Thank you so much. I love IMVU
by Alexboy January 18, 2007
A 3D chat programme where you make a avatar. Alright for a laugh because its full of dimwits who think its real.
Dimwit: If you was my girl would you live here with me? (talking about an imvu 3d back ground)
Normal person: Erm, no.
Dimwit: Why?!
Normal person: Cause erm I cant live inside a computer...
by Gemma1985 September 24, 2007
Noun; An online 3-d chat in which you create your own 3-d avitar to chat with other people online. This would be a fun thing to have if it weren't for the fact that 79% of the people on there with female avitars were actually male in the real world.
1
Guy: Hey, my name's bob.
Hottybabe43: Hiii, i'm Jasmine.
Guy: Mind if i get a picture of you Jasmine?
Hottybabe43: Sry, my webcam is broken.
Guy: digital camera?
Hottybabe43: Sry, my computer is really messing up and nothing for pictures work.

2
Guy 1: So i was on imvu last night and i met this really hot chick.
Guy 2: So you got a picute?
Guy 1: No, but her avi was hot
Guy 2: Dude, you were flirting with a guy, you freaking homo.
by BoredNHigh January 06, 2009
possibly one of the gayest chat systems ever created. it lags the shit out of ur internet so that people cannot physically use it for anything purposful. u can buy credits to buy clothes, which is pointless cus u could just go out and buy some clothes in real life and chat to people then!
hotbabe123: hey there hun
Normal Person: get the fuck off imvu and buy some proper clothes
by Ollie "Cookie" Roberts July 24, 2006
A crazy 3D aim-like program full of many people and things. You can buy clothes, accessories, hairstyles, makeup, pets, furniture, rooms, etc. However this often leads to the development of credit whores and losers without lives that believe the game to be real. Half the people on it dress half-naked and bring u to some "sexy" bedroom or stand there acting stupid. While it can be fun, watch out for the shut-ins with no lives and the "
Imvu guy: hey sexy? (changes background to beach)
Imvu girl: (changes into bikini) sure
Guy: wanna go out?
Girl: kay
Five minutes and an "x" out of the orevious chat later...
Previous guy: Hey sexy wanna go out?
BustyBabe99: okay

YolandaM: hey wats up?
Rifraf: howdy! woah pam grier!
YolandaM: wat?
Rifraf: oh shed be way efore your time
YolandaM: how old r u?
Rifraf: fiddy
YolandaM: wait brb
YolandaM has left.

Telilly5: (dressed in busty corset, miniskirt, red eye makeup, and knee high boots) Hey.
RuthFo3333: SLLLLUUUUTTT!!! (suckerpunches and leaves)
Telilly5: :'(

Candy04: Hey there wats going on?
JennG: YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!
Candy04: Dude. Do I really have to get into this?
JennG: we were gonna get married.... *virual tear*
Candy04, do you wish you to exit?


SarahGirlzz: So wat do u like to do?
BennytheBabe: Basketball actually. In fact theres this awesome Lakers tee that costs 600 credits. I only need 56 more to get it.
SarahGirlzz: Oh bugger thats too bad. You're clothes right now look awesome tho.
BennytheBabe: Yeah but the shirt. 56 credits.
SarahGirlzz: Yeah.. you dont need it.
BennytheBabe: Can I borrow 56 credits?
SarahGirlzz has left.


Goddess6: Hey wats up?
HannahMontana7: Its my birthday!
Goddess6: Happy Birthday!
HannahMontana7: The stuff on my wishlist are pretty cheap. Just throwing that out there. Wink wink nudge nudge
Goddess6: Sorry I dont have any credits
HannahMontana7 has left.
by ~your name here~ January 06, 2009
A 3d chat program that should only be used by people with fast internet and a good processor. Users can interact with one another virtually with everything from hugs and kisses to pokes in the eye.

Users can also buy virtual clothes and rooms/houses for their avatars (avi for short). While the credits to buy clothes are for sale, most users find it easy to survive without actually having to buy anything via Free Spin, Browsing the New Products Page, Inviting Friends, and joining MetaRL.

It's a fun 3d chat program, but also quite hilarious/annoying with the people that take it too realistically, and those credit whores.
Imvu guy: Hey baby? You single?
Me: *cringes in real life* Yes....
Imvu guy: You wanna go out?
Me: No.
Imvu guy: Why not?
Me: Because you live in Australia and I live in Ohio?
Imvu guy: Come lay in the bed with me, sexy.
Me: I'm gonna go now. *Clicks x*

Person: How long you been on IMVU?
Me: Couple years.
Person: Oh, I've only been on here a month. I want some new shows. I only need 10 more credits to get them.
Me: Cool.
Person: Yea. Onlllyyy need 10 more credits to get them.
Me: Yea, I get that.
Person: Just 10.
Me: Yea....I...know?
Person: I wish someone would give me 10 credits.
Me: Don't we all wish someone would give us 10 credits?
Person: Why won't you give me some damn credits!?
Me: WHAT THE HELL! *virtually punches in the gut and leaves*

Person: Hi, my name's John.
me: Nice avi.
Person: Thanks. Where ya from?
me: USA.
Person: UK for me.
--Normal conversation w/o relationship invidtes and credit whoring follows-


by Alexesc November 28, 2008

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