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The increasingly irritating advert to the right.
I developed a tick under my left eye thanks to that IMVU advert.
by Pingoir June 13, 2007
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A crazy 3D aim-like program full of many people and things. You can buy clothes, accessories, hairstyles, makeup, pets, furniture, rooms, etc. However this often leads to the development of credit whores and losers without lives that believe the game to be real. Half the people on it dress half-naked and bring u to some "sexy" bedroom or stand there acting stupid. While it can be fun, watch out for the shut-ins with no lives and the "
Imvu guy: hey sexy? (changes background to beach)
Imvu girl: (changes into bikini) sure
Guy: wanna go out?
Girl: kay
Five minutes and an "x" out of the orevious chat later...
Previous guy: Hey sexy wanna go out?
BustyBabe99: okay

YolandaM: hey wats up?
Rifraf: howdy! woah pam grier!
YolandaM: wat?
Rifraf: oh shed be way efore your time
YolandaM: how old r u?
Rifraf: fiddy
YolandaM: wait brb
YolandaM has left.

Telilly5: (dressed in busty corset, miniskirt, red eye makeup, and knee high boots) Hey.
RuthFo3333: SLLLLUUUUTTT!!! (suckerpunches and leaves)
Telilly5: :'(

Candy04: Hey there wats going on?
JennG: YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!
Candy04: Dude. Do I really have to get into this?
JennG: we were gonna get married.... *virual tear*
Candy04, do you wish you to exit?


SarahGirlzz: So wat do u like to do?
BennytheBabe: Basketball actually. In fact theres this awesome Lakers tee that costs 600 credits. I only need 56 more to get it.
SarahGirlzz: Oh bugger thats too bad. You're clothes right now look awesome tho.
BennytheBabe: Yeah but the shirt. 56 credits.
SarahGirlzz: Yeah.. you dont need it.
BennytheBabe: Can I borrow 56 credits?
SarahGirlzz has left.


Goddess6: Hey wats up?
HannahMontana7: Its my birthday!
Goddess6: Happy Birthday!
HannahMontana7: The stuff on my wishlist are pretty cheap. Just throwing that out there. Wink wink nudge nudge
Goddess6: Sorry I dont have any credits
HannahMontana7 has left.
by ~your name here~ January 06, 2009
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A 3D avatar software which works like an IM but is not exactly a game, and where you can't walk. They bill your (real or virtual) money for everything: virtual currency, changing your body and face shape and height, name ownership, name change, age verification, adult content, being able to block random attacks and submitting new products. They call themselves "The world's greatest 3D chat". The requirements for that, however, are far from adequate. You might find some very few intelligent people among it's users, but you can be sure that they either stop using the client software or leave the site overall.
Typical IMVU public room chat log:

Guest_demouserxx1: gimme credz for my name plz im poor
DemouserxxII: Speak english, and names can't be bought with credits anyway. Buy your own.
*Guest_demouserxx1 does random attack.*
DemouserxxII: Oooooo virtual bruises. Nice robbery, now I'm hurt - not. I'm outta here.
"DemouserxxII has left the chat."
"Guest_demouserxx3 has joined the chat"
Guest_demouserxx1: im so BOARD
Guest_demouserxx3: shuddup
*Ten minutes of silence as everybody sit and then leave.*
by Anna of the Web II July 01, 2009
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A 3-d victual instant messaging program when you can make an avatar and dress it anyway you like, get back grounds, etc. you have to pay for everything with credits that you usually have to purchase with real money.

usualy filled with people who think they are better than you just because they dont have "Guest" before their name or cuz they call everyone and everything a noob. The people who call everything and everyone a noob usually have a bunch of friends on imvu because they dont have any in real life and dont have a life so they spend every min of it online on imvu, they also tend to believe it is reality. they also tend to try and gang up on other ppl and act like internet tough-guys when in reality they are picked on at school.
XxCutiebabe45xX: Hey you guys, did you hear sexycandychick99 got pregnant?
XxHotgirlxX: omg? really who did that to her?
XxCutiebabe45xX: it was Hotboy67..they were together last night and had really hot cyber sex..he also had an affair with sexychik34..now they are all fighting
XxHotgirlxX: omg no way!
*other 7 people in room are talking about the subject*
*someone joins*

everbody in room: haha it's a noob, look at the noob hhahaha..the noob still has a "Guest" name.noob is so retarded
*keeps talking about "pregnant" chick*
Guest_Normalperson (a.k.a the noob): WTF is wrong with you people? I'm not gonna take any shit from shut ins who dont have a life out of imvu..you know this isnt reality right?"

*everyone else in room bitches about Guest_Normalperson and finally kicks him/her out*

*everyone keeps talking about "pregnant scandal"*
by Ilikecats99 December 26, 2009
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A 3D chat programme where you make a avatar. Alright for a laugh because its full of dimwits who think its real.
Dimwit: If you was my girl would you live here with me? (talking about an imvu 3d back ground)
Normal person: Erm, no.
Dimwit: Why?!
Normal person: Cause erm I cant live inside a computer...
by Gemma1985 September 24, 2007
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A instant messaging site that lets you virtually interact with friends and so on. Its kind of like myspace. only without the badly taken pictures, boring teenagers, stalkers, etc. You can buy virtual clothes and other various items such as scenes, pets, hair, shoes, furniture, etc. It even allows you to buy your friends gifts. Awww. how generous of you, you worthless computer addicted bastard. HAHAHA. Go back down to that creepy dark hellhole of a basement where you came from.
-My avatar looks like hot shit. Could you buy me some clothes?
-Of course I can. Let me just reach into my virtual pocket, pull out my virtual wallet, and hand you this virtual money.
-Awwwwwww. Thank you so much. I love IMVU
by Alexboy January 18, 2007
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Noun; An online 3-d chat in which you create your own 3-d avitar to chat with other people online. This would be a fun thing to have if it weren't for the fact that 79% of the people on there with female avitars were actually male in the real world.
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Guy: Hey, my name's bob.
Hottybabe43: Hiii, i'm Jasmine.
Guy: Mind if i get a picture of you Jasmine?
Hottybabe43: Sry, my webcam is broken.
Guy: digital camera?
Hottybabe43: Sry, my computer is really messing up and nothing for pictures work.

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Guy 1: So i was on imvu last night and i met this really hot chick.
Guy 2: So you got a picute?
Guy 1: No, but her avi was hot
Guy 2: Dude, you were flirting with a guy, you freaking homo.
by BoredNHigh January 06, 2009
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