impaction 

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

impaction by Resedo August 12, 2009

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

cognitive impaction by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

impaction 

Having an impact, or full of impact.

The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind.

impaction by Beneski May 21, 2007

impactful 

A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.

"The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales."

impactful by J. Spaghetti June 19, 2007

impaction 

A combination or portmanteau of 'impact' and 'action'.

Dude 1: "Why do you watch so much wrestling?"
Dude 2: "Because it's full of impaction!"

impaction by rhapsodyshadow August 20, 2018

Impactual 

Adj.

Stating something to have more of an impact than something else;
Usually used under comparative circumstances.

Can substitute: makes more of an impact

Some words are more impactual than others.

Impactual by Amphai August 26, 2018

impactful 

Something that conveys significance.

I.e. utter marketing gash, its words like this that make society bad and help meaningless marketing plebians ascend the rungs of their pointless evil careers and step on anyone creative in their path. For shame marketing ... for shame.

Wow, that campaign is really impactful yeah, you understand what i mean yeah, yeah?

impactful by Tired Creative April 17, 2005