1: regretting buying a mac instead of a computer.
2: a program crashing on a mac (despite the commercials, yes it does happen, and quite a bit. ESPECIALLY with design software)
1: This shiny toy isn't enough for me, I should have bought a real computer. I've made a huge maccident.
2: This thing just had a maccident all over my desktop.
The accidental removal of too much hair when using hair removal cream such as Immac, resulting in total baldness of the lady garden area.
I was sorting out my foof the other night ready for Reg coming round for a frolic, when the doorbell went and I panicked and had a complete immaccident. Now I look like a plucked chick