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1.
a much less vulgar, more acceptable alternate word for the female genital area.
Elex: Allie, are you a virgin?
Allie: No, why do you ask?
Elex: Cuz your foof is major tight.
by Alysha May 18, 2003
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2.
The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.
Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."
by The Scandal April 06, 2005
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3.
A form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your butthole. Similar to the "silent but, deadly" category of passing gas.
Ahh shit i just foofed.
by Dr. Gluteus Maximus February 20, 2009
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4.
An expression after the realization of an amazing occurrence.
after a wicked hot girl walks by
Dan: Hey Paul, did you see that hot girl?
Paul: Foof..!
by Alpacino January 20, 2009
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5.
The act of farting under the covers followed by lifting and then dropping the pillow end of the covers to create a fart balloon exhaling effect that shoots the fart towards your bed buddy's face.
"Noooooooo! Don't foof it...You foofed it."
by Vondi January 15, 2010
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6.
Pronounced like "foof," F.O.O.F is a faster way of saying, "Fresh out of Fucks." This statement is used when attempting to convey just how little regard one might have toward a particular person or situation.
Joe: "Hey man, I hear your ex is talking shit about you."
Mike: "Gimmie a second." *Digs around in pockets* "Sorry dude, I'm F.O.O.F."
by SirAC October 23, 2013
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7.
slang term for the female genitalia. Much less vulagar and more acceptable than the alternative pussy or cunt. Most often used by girls themselves...
Amy: omg, i think i've got another yeast infection!
Kat: oh goodness, what makes you think that?
Amy: well my foof smells awful bad!

Max: man, i scored last night!
Zak: You feel her foof or what?
by sexybexy December 21, 2005
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