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"Damn dude, ILTF.."
ILTF by KrazyKiz January 12, 2009
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iltfp • ihtfp • itfp • iltf • ILTFDP • IGTFP • iltep • iLtFd • ILTFOOY • iltfy
Acronym that originated in the 1950's at MIT meaning "I Hate This Fucking Place". Adopted by attendees of numerous schools afterwards; most notably by the three US service academies, where the letters find their way into not only conversation, but a great deal of graffiti-like uses and spirit missions, or both. Most cadets/midshipmen tend to believe their school (West Point, Annapolis, or USAFA) was the one to originate the term.
Firstie: Freshman, what are the five most important letters you'll learn here?
Freshman: Sir, the answer is, IHTFP!
Firstie: Are you allowed to use acronyms freshman ?!??!
Freshman: No sir!
Firstie: That's right. 30 pushups, now!
IHTFP by USAFA guy November 12, 2008
<Blakstone> I like to fuck dead people.
<Blakstone> ILTFDP
iltfdp by septal September 27, 2007
I Get The Fucking Point.

Something said when you're annoyed about someone explaining something you know very well.
(During a chat online)

Guy 1: Do you know I can turn on a computer?
Guy 2: Yes...
Guy 1: You press the power button.
Guy 2: I know...
Guy 1: And then you wait.
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: And then you see the startup animation.
Guy 2: mmhmm...
Guy 1: And then you see the collection of users.
Guy 2: I get it...
Guy 1: And then you click on th..
Guy 2: IGTFP!!!
IGTFP by Pichakuu January 2, 2012
itfp

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in

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first

place
me: i told him itfp!

other guy: and then he told me???

me: yes, i guess so
An acronym used by students at what are considered to be high-pressure instutions, including, but not limited to, MIT and the various military academies. Historically, the acronym stands for "I Hate This Fucking Place." However, a large number of backronyms have been applied to the term in recent years, the most notable including "I Have Truly Found Paradise," "I'm Here To Fly Planes," and "Ingeneous Hacks To Fascinate People." A long list of these more recent meanings can be found at www.mit.edu/people/mjbauer/ihtfp.html
IHTFP: I Hate This Fucking Place
IHTFP by ASFalcon13 July 28, 2008
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