iLone 

When you find yourself among other people glued to their iPhones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call.

Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: ...
Guy 4: Damnit, would you stop playing Angry Birds already? You make me feel so iLone...
Guy 2 pings Guy3: lolz, what a loser Oo

iLone by scubadiver March 11, 2011

iBoner 

Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.

Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."

iBoner by I Just iJaculated December 7, 2011

iBoner 

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.

Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"

iBoner by scobb August 17, 2008

iBoner 

Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.

All Jenniffer could talk about last night was Steve Jobs and her iPhone. She totally got an iBoner.

iBoner by Poke smot August 1, 2012

iLover 

Someone who has every Apple product available and someone who refuses to use a Windows product. Or someone rich enough to afford Apple Products.

Guy 1: Hey!, Did you get the new iPod nano that shoots vids? or did youand your poor ass just go get a new Zune?
Guy 2: Hey Shove It iLover...(Beats up Guy 1 With His New Zune)

iLover by Sleeping'67Six October 4, 2009

iBoner 

1. The boner from excitement when purchasing an apple product.

2. The boner from anticipation of a new apple product release date.

"Man that new iPhone 4s I just bought gave me a massive iBoner."

iBoner by iCrystal February 23, 2012

Ilondrix 

The experience or period of being temporarily deceased.

So how was your ilondrix?

Ilondrix by Alanya Bargender August 9, 2017