ice scraper 

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates in the exact spot on the woman's back which is impossible for her to reach. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. The same effect can be reached by spreading the cum all over by hand...this variation is called the Zamboni.

That ice scraper should keep her busy for awhile.

ice scraper by unsavery January 6, 2006

Ice Scraper 

The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.

I can't believe I just had to wipe the back of my balls! I just got nailed by an Ice Scraper.

Ice Scraper by Kuips512 May 20, 2014

Ice Scraper 

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

Ice Scraper by The dude September 9, 2014

Bloomfield ice scraper 

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

Bloomfield ice scraper by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019