iTampon 

the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the iPad

"dude, i heard there's gonna be a better ipad."
"really? i hope its better then that piece of shit."
"yeah its called iTampon."
"awesome."

iTampon by Apple Manager April 15, 2010

iTampon 

The sister of the iPad. Makes women able to listen to music while having their period. Also makes them able to swim.

Katie: Mom, I'm having my period. Have you seen my iTampon?

iTampon by marieantoinetteinlatin January 29, 2010

iTampon 

Term used to mock the iPad, Apple's latest over-priced multi-media device.

Steve Jobs invented the iTampon to plug the bleeding in AT&T's 3G network.

iTampon by linux_rules January 27, 2010

iTampon 

Alternative name for Apple's newest product, the iPad. The iPad looks like an iPod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you get your new iTampon yet?"
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"

Over 1 billion applicators downloaded!

iTampon by Lord Wickerbottom XVII Jr. January 27, 2010

iTampon 

Slang and/or insult for iPad.

I gotta go to the store and new my iTampon

iTampon by latfhandhisitampon January 27, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008