3 definitions by Lord Wickerbottom XVII Jr.
Alternative name for Apple's newest product, the iPad. The iPad looks like an iPod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.
Guy 1 - "Hey, did you get your new iTampon yet?"
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"
Over 1 billion applicators downloaded!
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"
Over 1 billion applicators downloaded!
by Lord Wickerbottom XVII Jr. January 27, 2010
A result of using any iPod (with a metal back) or iPhone without a case, characterized by ungodly amounts of fine scratches on the back of said device.
John decided to blow all his money on AppleCare rather than get a case for his iPhone. Now because he went commando, his phone has a nasty case of iScratch.
Is that iScratch on your iPod, or did you just try to chisel your name on it with a screwdriver?
Is that iScratch on your iPod, or did you just try to chisel your name on it with a screwdriver?
by Lord Wickerbottom XVII Jr. October 26, 2009
The effects arising from taking Benadryl in the morning and then being completely f*cked up for the rest of the day. Also possible with NyQuil, Valium, Lunesta, and many other prescription and OTC products.
by Lord Wickerbottom XVII Jr. June 5, 2009