Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine 

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

Cry me a river so I can swim away 

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

Cry me a river so I can swim away by KnashKash January 13, 2025

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! 

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run by PPHal December 12, 2023

iRiver

One of the better rivals for the iPod, with lots more features, more room, better batterylife, and it isn't ridiculously overpriced.

- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought an iPod!

- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.

iRiver by Bas September 15, 2005

iriver

The makers of superior portable media players.

Manufactured portable media players before the iPod was invented.

Person 1: Check out my iPod! I spent $400 on it and I can only use it with iTunes and its battery lasts about three hours!
Person 2: You retard, you should have got an iRiver!

iriver by val1234444 September 26, 2005

iRiver

iRivers have come to be known as Ipod ripoffs, but that is simply is not true. The iRiver and the iAudio are two vastly superior mp3 players. The Best on the market. Color Screen, support for more file types, longer battery life, better build quality, FM tuner, the ability to play videos and display pictures, and better sound quality then most players. All of that for the same price as a standard plain iPod. For the people who want a good mp3 player, or for those who just want to stand out.

Typical ignorant idiot: Dude, is that an iPod?
Me: No, it's an iRiver.
Same idiot as before: HAHAHAHA you are so cheap.
Me: YOU IDIOT! it's the same price and is vastly superior to the ipod.

iRiver by Jesus the second August 21, 2005