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1 definition by val1234444

 
1.
The makers of superior portable media players.

Manufactured portable media players before the iPod was invented.
Person 1: Check out my iPod! I spent $400 on it and I can only use it with iTunes and its battery lasts about three hours!
Person 2: You retard, you should have got an iRiver!
by val1234444 September 12, 2005