hypocrizzle 

Dis be a like a hippo, but not a real hippo, cuz it be a hypocizzle, like a hypocrite and shiyat. Chronic dawg.

Yo dawg said dat havin sex with yo momma be whack, the he go right on ahead an have sex with yo momma, and you be like "Shiyat dawg, you be a mutha fukin hypocrizzle!"

hypocrizzle by Hoodbury thug shiyat December 30, 2003

hypocrize

to criticize someone in a hypocratic fashion

My mom hypocrized the way I typed my essay, even though she types the same way.

hypocrize by Seamore Butts October 19, 2004

Hypocritzliar 

A person who talks the shit about everyone he knows, while acting like a friend to there face. Makes up lies about two chicks writing him letters that were never sent to start a fight or make a girlfriend jelous for his own gratafication of his phyco nature. Guys like this usualy are writers and live in a fantasy world. Realy bad friends to trust. And they usualy smell like animal fecies due to thier lack of bieng clean personalitys and lak of asperation.

Bo: Dude why are you letting him say all that stuff bout Tellz
Barry: Don't worry she doesn't let Hypocritzliar bother her. she knows he's a backstabbing troll that can't handle the pain of her blowing him off. He's just pissed he can't get a shot at it ever again. dude man even talks about her in frount of his GF and posted stuff so it would be seen. For what fi the guy hates her?
Bo: John is such a douche. She told me she didn't have the heart to tell him she never got off, but kept trying so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Barry: rotflmao that sounds like Tellz. listening to Oasis and walflowers lettin it

Tellz: Guys stop-thats not the better road
Bo: fu*k that Andys right gurl, stay away from the troll

Hypocritzliar by pplthtTlkshtRjelousNinsecure November 18, 2009

Hyporizzemia 

Hypo = Low, lack of
Rizz = Ability to be able to get women to not run away from you, the more of this value the more women you relatively are able to not disgust
Emia = In blood

Hyporizzemia = Lack of ability to be able to get women to not run away from you, the more of this value the more women you relatively are able to not disgust in blood

Hyporizzemia is commonly believed to be an acquired condition from social ineptness, whether if it is congential is unknown

Yo, bro gets no bitches no matter what he doin', he probs got that hyporizzemia vibes you know?

Hyporizzemia by heheheeeeeeeeeeeeehaw June 6, 2023