A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.
Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"
by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010
typical Republican
George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite
by Carlooo August 21, 2008
One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam May 28, 2011
A person who does what they are against.

Synonym: Louise.
Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.

Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
by Lykkea7x April 19, 2011
CHRISTOPHER MARTIN RUSSELL BORN APRIL 12TH 1983
I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"
by SWEETGUY22298 November 21, 2010
Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.
Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite
by BirthdayBandit November 04, 2010
A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING
Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.
by MajicShark June 11, 2011

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