CHRISTOPHER MARTIN RUSSELL BORN APRIL 12TH 1983
I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"
by SWEETGUY22298 November 21, 2010
One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam May 28, 2011
A person who does what they are against.

Synonym: Louise.
Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.

Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
by Lykkea7x April 19, 2011
Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.
Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite
by BirthdayBandit November 04, 2010
A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING
Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.
by MajicShark June 11, 2011
A word created to describe someone in a medical profession.
"I will treat patients to the best of my ability...for a price."

Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.
by End July 20, 2006
what they all said, except for the presidential definitions, becuase since there are definitions for both bush and kerry, then they would both be hypocrites for calling the other a hypocrite. in short, this isnt a presidential debate forum. shut the fu** up
"hey matt, do you like apple pie?"
"no, its gross"
"really? i love it"
"me too"

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