Everyone including myself
"He is such a hypocrite... I mean, who lies to someone?"
by Pizzerk March 14, 2012
A person who complains about something another person does/says when they do/say they same thing.
Example 1:

Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.

Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?

Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.

Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.

Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.


Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*

Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!

Doctor: SHIT! D:
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
A person who says not to do one thing and does that thing anyway
person a: Al Gore is such a hypocrite
person b: i know! global warming is such bullshit!
by omnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnom April 19, 2009
-A person(A) who tells a somebody else(B) not to do something, but the A just does it himself/herself.

Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)


Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.

Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
by MightyandSonic November 02, 2014
Someone who gets upset over something but they do/have done the same exact thing.
Tiffany- "why would you have a threesome with my brother?!"

Nicole-"Well actually I didn't sleep with him but thanks for asking first! But I hope you had a good time sleeping with my brother over and over! You are the definition of a hypocrite!"
by Hsiforldb January 06, 2014
A person who says one thing is bad, and then lies when caught doing the thing they themselves complained about.
Republican Sarah Palin said "The truth was revealed there in that report that showed
there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part." She is a hypocrite
by Sigriest May 29, 2013
The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.
She just said we should all hate him and now she's kissing him, what a hypocrite.
by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011

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