People that call out people who do things they do.
Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite
by lolzernone121 January 01, 2015
Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.

Person B: ?

Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.

Person A: Only god can judge people.

Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.

Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 08, 2013
A person not willing to take their half of the responsibilities, when splitting a job.
He was such a hypocrite, we agreed to work for Bill, but he won't do his share.
by slinky85 November 23, 2011
Someone who preaches one thing while doing the opposite
David Cameron is a fecking hypocrite
Nick Clegg is a total hypocrite

The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrat/Conservative Coalition are hypocrites
by The Earl of Disco February 22, 2011
a fat person talking about sport
fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer

normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite
by finbarr45 November 11, 2010
A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.
Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"
by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010
typical Republican
George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite
by Carlooo August 21, 2008

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