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A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.
Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"
by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010
 
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typical Republican
George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite
by Carlooo August 21, 2008
 
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A person not willing to take their half of the responsibilities, when splitting a job.
He was such a hypocrite, we agreed to work for Bill, but he won't do his share.
by slinky85 November 23, 2011
 
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One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam May 28, 2011
 
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A person who does what they are against.

Synonym: Louise.
Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.

Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
by Lykkea7x April 19, 2011
 
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Someone who preaches one thing while doing the opposite
David Cameron is a fecking hypocrite
Nick Clegg is a total hypocrite

The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrat/Conservative Coalition are hypocrites
by The Earl of Disco February 22, 2011
 
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CHRISTOPHER MARTIN RUSSELL BORN APRIL 12TH 1983
I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"
by SWEETGUY22298 November 21, 2010