A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
by Markwonder May 13, 2010
Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.
Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!

Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.

Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!
by flavoredclover November 05, 2007
An accusation made towards another person by an idiot who is groping around in the dark for justification to their own faults and wrong-doings. Unfortunately, this word is can also be meaningless once you understand that hypocrisy is a hypocritical term.
You hypocrite, you can't tell me smoking weed is bad for me!
by The Real Iggy October 26, 2006
A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.
Most Christians are hypocrites.
by AYB February 27, 2003
-A person(A) who tells a somebody else(B) not to do something, but the A just does it himself/herself.
Example:

Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)

Later...

Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.

Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
by MightyandSonic November 02, 2014
Social Media glutton, who entices and gives with tons of praise or gifts and proclaimed sista/brotha love. This type of person puts down everyone else who is doing what she/he excels at in manipulative ways.
He/she is determined to win anyone over at the cost of alienating others, in order to make he/she look like the innocent one and never admits to being a hypocrite, when the actions are clearly defined.
by MeMyOwn August 14, 2014
Everyone including myself
"He is such a hypocrite... I mean, who lies to someone?"
by Pizzerk March 14, 2012

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