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Hyponudia 

Much like Hypothermia, you contract this state of body when you're cold, however to contract THIS state, you must be both cold and nude.
You have hyponudia?
Hyponudia by DRET May 29, 2017

Hypobulshaliarcrit 

Someone who does one thing, while knowing it is in the wrong, while enforcing the same stupid rule upon someone else.
Pimpin, the hypobulshaliarcrit, was on watch from 0400 - 0800. While he was on watch, he blazed his logs then left the boat or went to sleep. The next morning at quarters, he started to yell at his subordinates for blazing logs and sleeping on watch.

Hyporukiaemia [hi·po·ru·key·me·a] 

☛hi·po·ru·key·me·a

☛ A medical condition primarily caused when the person is insufficiently in the presence of a Rukiyah.

In medical terms, Hypo is regarded as 'low concentrations of'
-The term 'Ruk' is abbreviated from the name Rukiyah.
-The term -aemia is a noun denoting that a substance is present in the blood.

☛ Hyporukaemia consists both of emotional and physical withdrawal symptoms.
Symptoms include:
-Hyperventilation
-Palpitations
-Restlessness
-Poor concentration
-Depression
-Sweating
-Tremor
-Muscle tension
-Difficulty breathing

More fatal symptoms may include:
-Hallucinations
-Strokes/Heart attacks
-Seizures
-DTs

☛Treatments
-The cure to this illness has puzzled doctors for many decades.
Upon great funding and research it has been deduced that there is only one known possible cure to hyporukaemia and that is to be in the presence of Rukiyah.
s (listed above).

Rukiyah is a prescription drug, rare to Europe, but more common in North Africa.
One has been documented in Ireland, Europe. As this drug is scarce, patients whom have not recovered from this permanently suffer a majority of the emotional/physical symptom.

Since 1994, The government funded many projects to look for suitors as a possible husband for Rukiyah.

To this day, none yet, have been successful. Until the Rukiyah is married and regenerating, more treatments will be available in the future.
Hyporukiaemia hi·po·ru·key·me·a
(low conc. of- Rukiyah- in blood)

As opposed to Hyperukiaemia, (translation to over) which is regarded in medical terms as 'high concentrations of'

⇨an example being Hypoglycaemia (low conc. of- glucose- in blood)

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026