hyperglyphics 

The modern version of hieroglyphics: what documents look like when they have been scrambled by file-transfer, for example, when email attachments open up as a chaos of hypertext markup, webdings, and ther bits of symbolic junk. What code looks like to technophobes. Can be used to refer to nonsense more generally speaking. A useful claim for excusing your failure to attend to tasks.

I tried to process up your invoice, but the attachment came out as hyperglyphics.

hyperglyphics by Mas Says September 27, 2007

hypertrophic scar 

A scar that's bothersome and unsightly because it's raised above the skin and looks like a lump due to too much collagen being produced during the healing process of a wound. It feels itchy and sometimes painful, too. It may take several years for them to flatten and fade, but until then they're a real pain and you're going to spend a bit of money on silicone sheets and scar gel to remove them. On the bright side, at least it's not a keloid.

"I have a few hypertrophic scars on my neck that have gotten me kicked out of my girlfriend's house because her parents thought they were hickeys."

hypertrophic scar by Dead Cardboard Box September 7, 2016

Hypergraphia

when for some reason you just can’t stop writing on yourself

asher: jesus, joanna, you’re covered in writing wtf
joanna: sorry i just have hypergraphia deal with bitch

Hypergraphia by asherg September 13, 2021