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an acronym for 'how was school'. commonly used by teenagers
"hey, hws" says bob
"schools school" replies fred
hws by that guy.. August 18, 2009
Related Words
horney wee shit, just a figure of speech 2 say that sum1's horney
hey u HWS jst bcus u want it!

HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome) 

Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."
(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.

FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"

Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"

Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"

Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"

Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."

Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
Beyonce' and HWSNBN were seen partying on a yacht off the coast of Anguilla.
hwsnbn by Missy Williams June 21, 2007
“Hoe with secret damage” usually used when a girlfriend senses a female is after her man. When that female makes the girlfriend look crazy for her senses and try’s to seem like the innocent one when she’s not.
Just careful with that one. she’s a hwsd.
Hwsd by Capitalgirl09 July 5, 2018
Hey wanna see some lesbian porn hwsslp
Hwsslp by Oooooh tina January 11, 2020