humpuuki Share definition Flag crazy fellow who eats a lot of cheese, swears like a trooper, smells like bad sausages but who isn't french. i went out with toni last night. she was a proper humpuuki. humpuuki by buzz6950 September 24, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the humpuuki mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch