human spluge Share definition Flag A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate. I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge. human spluge by Mike August 6, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the human spluge mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch