hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

hufman's theory of departion by PACELITE September 3, 2006

Hoffman's Law 

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.

Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.

Hoffman's Law by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018

hufman's isolation theory 

the action in which a certain male homosapien isolates himself from a crowd of both men and attractive females in order to score on a cowardly account.

when the time is right the person initiates hufman's isolation theory by finding a secluded area and isolating himself from the crowd, sometimes acting sad for no particular reason...in turn the females find his so called "shyness" cute and at least one, if not multiple females flock to this person just as he intended.

hufman's isolation theory by PACELITE August 29, 2006

hoffman special 

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

hoffman special by killa killa z December 1, 2010

Hoffman Syndrome 

Hoffman Syndrome refers to a state of not knowing who is laughing at you or with you. People with Hoffman Syndrome cannot tell the difference.

*Someone does something embarrassing and people start to laugh*
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."

Hoffman Syndrome by ReaperMM07 May 4, 2023

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder by allforone23 July 15, 2010

sid hoffman or sid frenchman 

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

sid hoffman or sid frenchman by linzoy August 26, 2003